Seitempfu is a magical mélange of the three vegetarian super (fake) meats; Seitan, Tempeh and Tofu, designed to conclusively answer the tricky holiday question about how vegetarians get enough protein.

The first Seitempfu was born to offer the discerning epicure an alternative to the poultry triple whammy of the Turducken (a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey) that has recently rampaged across the Thanksgiving landscape. A feast fit for a king indeed, but what if your royals are vegetarians? (Or your Reg is a veg?) Fret not my friend, Seitempfu is a banquet for all.